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The WalterCon 2004 Quote File.

Jun 20, 2004 22:07 UTC, by Chris Simmons, Senior Journalist.
From the warm-fuzzy-feeling department...

Thanks to the quick work and keen ears of Bryan Varner and Deej, there now exists the following hilarious list of quotes from Waltercon 2004!

Check it out:

The WalterCon 2004 Quote File
As recorded by Bryan Varner, with help from Deej

"Axel is only human after all" - Michael Phipps

"where do you want to go today.... you'll get taken" - Michael Phipps

"the child would be Oggly" - Michael Phipps

"Bite me." - Dark Wyrm

"you can put a dress on a pig, but it's still a server."

"Perl is an abomination of Satan." - Michael Phipps

"Everybody about hurled their pants." - Michael Phipps

"You know I keep mistaking him with some idiot." - Andrew

"When was the last time you got a good piece of highschool?" - Andrew
"Highschool!" - Bryan Varner

"I'm the moderator, don't moderate yourself. .. Or else you GO IN THE CAGE!"
[CAGE = You, Jello, and Michael Phipps in a pro-wrestling steel cage] - Michael Phipps

"I'm not going to tackle you and drag you to the cage..... everyone needs a hobby." - Michael Phipps

"Everybody needs a HUG" [Haiku User Group] - (a lot of people thought of this about the same time)

"Send you back to the table with those three." - Michael Phipps

"Is that a hunk of beef?" - Robin Kimzey

"Whatever floats your wagon" - Michael Phipps
"Given one Axel, the wagon will float." - Michael Phipps

"If you don't be quiet I'm gonna split you up." - Michael Phipps

"I'm in Windows... I'm dirty!" - Bryan Varner

"I'm here for the tax write-off" - Deej

"I said tax write-off, not divorce." - Deej

"That's the Microsoft way of doing things. We'll pile crap on top of crap on top of crap because the top crap smells the best." - Michael Phipps